“I once stepped on a lego block. I only cried for 2 hours. Yeah I’m quite the badass” |
“Astatine? phht! I lavish over Francium. Francium is the most radioactive naturally-occurring element, with a half-life of just over 22 minutes. There are only 20-30 grams of Francium on Earth at a given time (about the same as Astatine, actually). I’d make a wedding ring out of that and laugh as the hopes and dreams of my future-not-wife decay into something else!” |
